Here’s a Little Joke I Wrote/You Might Want To Find Me And Garrote

What’s a survivalist’s favorite candy?
Preppermint.

I think I wrote that myself, but I’m afraid to search the Internet because someone else has probably done it first.

Wait, apparently a quick search indicates I did. Woo! First!

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