I always see instructions that say Enter Your Pa’s Sword, but, to my knowledge, my father never owned a sword.
I do have my grandfather’s saber. Would that work?
To be honest, I’m not even sure why my grandfather had a saber. I didn’t know him well; he died when I was four. From about the time of the bicentennial, it hung on the wall of our place in the projects, on the wall of the mobile home in the trailer park, on the wall of the house down the gravel road in the valley, and my mother’s house. At least here at Nogglestead, it’s not lonely.
If this won’t work, I also have a filleting knife from my other grandfather.