True fact: When I was taking a triathlon class preparing for my first indoor triathlon this winter, the coach did ask me if I have any health conditions that would impede my performance. He asked this after watching me flail about in the swimming pool for thirty minutes. (I have previously related the story.)
But medical professionals have helped me uncover the thing that will keep me from becoming a top-flight performance athlete:
I am fundamentally lazy I have an underlying heart condition.
My heart is three sizes too small.
Actually, it is not, and I have no heart condition that I know of (but if I continue with these foolish mid-life athletic futilities, who knows what I might learn?).
I just have a ready-made quip for any occasion related to my athletic performance or lack of endurance.
Not only am I fundamentally
lazy inclined to reserving energy, I am also full of excuses capable of reasoned, logical explanations for accomplishments of sub-optimal level.