I cracked myself up yesterday when reading First Things magazine with the following:
Unitatis Redintegratio is Latin for “Bless your heart.”
You see, Unitatis Redintegratio is the Vatican II decree on ecumenism, wherein the Catholic church wants to reunite the faith, and within it it says that the Catholic church is doing everything right, and other Christian denominations are doing as much right as they are aligned with how the Catholic church is doing things.
Never mind, if I have to explain the joke, it loses a lot of its funny.
Actually, I’ll have to try this on an actual Catholic theologian to find out if it’s actually funny, or if I just amused myself because I think it’s clever.
