How To Tell What Song Just Came On Brian’s iPod At The Gym (IX)

When last we discussed my playlist at the gym, I said if I curled my lip, you could tell I was listening to Billy Idol.

Well, I’m afraid I’ve adjusted my playlist, and that instruction is no longer operative. If I curl my lip, watch to see if I’m subtly flipping long hair that I no longer possess. If not, it’s Billy Idol. But if I am…

it’s Cinderella, “Somebody Save Me”:

Alas, I no longer have long hair. Some might consider me to be “balding,” but I prefer to think of it as advanced moisture-wicking micromesh hair.

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