The City of Springfield is auctioning off an old police car, and it could be mine for $500:
You know you want it. I want it just so I could say “It’s got a cop motor… cop tires… cop suspension… cop shocks…”
However, you know if you bought an old cop car, you wouldn’t be jumping draw bridges with it. You’d be constantly in a pack of cars on the highway doing four miles an hour below the speed limit because they thought you were looking for speeders.
So I’ll pass on asking for it for Father’s Day.
