But sometimes a wandering monster appears on your way to work:
The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.
But that’s what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.
I know, you purists are saying the halberd is not the right weapon for in-vehicle defense, but it’s a carbine halberd.
(Link via VodkaPundit, who did not add his customary, “You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?” Mainly because whether to attack commuters with bladed weapons is a case-by-case basis.)
