To Be Fair, Twenty-Two-Year-Old Writing The Headline Only Knew Paul Simon Was Somebody Because His Grandmother Listened To Him and Because Someone Wrote This Story In The First Place

Headline: Paul Simon, wife arrested after ‘dispute’.

The wife, of course, is Edie Brickell.

Go ask your mom.

One Response to “To Be Fair, Twenty-Two-Year-Old Writing The Headline Only Knew Paul Simon Was Somebody Because His Grandmother Listened To Him and Because Someone Wrote This Story In The First Place”

  1. IBreakCellPhones Says:

    I guess she’s aware of more things now.