Headline: Two Missouri dads arrested after fight at kindergarteners’ play.
It sounds like it might be an instance of a couple of competitive paterfamilias duking it out over whose urchin made the better barnyard animal or something, does it not?
In reality:
One of the men was the stepfather of a child in the play. The other was his biological father.
Yeah, that’s a domestic disturbance in an exotic location.
Bonus points to the actual article writer, too, for making it sound like a double homicide.
At least the off-duty cops weren’t there because they were parole officers for kindergartners who were cooking meth. I mean, in Missouri, you never know.
The school’s play kitchen equipment would be the perfect cover.