Not Exactly Strangers

Headline: Two Missouri dads arrested after fight at kindergarteners’ play.

It sounds like it might be an instance of a couple of competitive paterfamilias duking it out over whose urchin made the better barnyard animal or something, does it not?

In reality:

One of the men was the stepfather of a child in the play. The other was his biological father.

Yeah, that’s a domestic disturbance in an exotic location.

Bonus points to the actual article writer, too, for making it sound like a double homicide.

2 thoughts on “Not Exactly Strangers

  1. At least the off-duty cops weren’t there because they were parole officers for kindergartners who were cooking meth. I mean, in Missouri, you never know.

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