Today’s slippers announce you in a fashion far livelier than a flat-footed monogram. Go heraldic if you must, or sport the logo of dear alma mater, or your outlaw biker gang.
But the ones they choose to picture are crass.
$300 for velvet slippers that say “Screw You”? I am pretty sure you can get something like that at the mall in Spencer’s for $10.
Choose your actions and Christmas presents for me carefully.
(Also, we won’t go into the fashion section at the end of the magazine where they put maroon trousers on a hockey player to try to convince me that’s all right. It is as bad as shiny yellow pants.)