It was the 1980s: when we were close to them, we couldn’t see the senselessness.
We can’t go on just running away.
If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away.
Not to put too fine a point on it, that’s a direct contradiction of a density to warp time and space.
Also, children, the rumors were true: 1980s architecture did feature doors made taller specifically to accommodate teased hair.
