For Ten Bucks, Is A Little Vibranium Too Much To Ask?
Ladies and gentlemen, the overpriced Frisbee-with-a-strap Captain America’s Flying Shield:

But be warned: This is not a real shield:

If it’s not impenetrable, why is it $10 at Walmart?
Ladies and gentlemen, the overpriced Frisbee-with-a-strap Captain America’s Flying Shield:

But be warned: This is not a real shield:

If it’s not impenetrable, why is it $10 at Walmart?