Product does not convert.
Why, you could even sell them in Dearborn, Michigan, without trouble!
What? You say this just mean that this Transformer toy does not actually transform into a truck?
What kind of Orwellian world do we live in?
Finally, A Toy That Will Not Proselytize
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I’m glad that I saved my Transformers so that my kids will have functional Transformers.
Still, one can’t blame Hasbro too harshly. After a few years of modern public school education, do you think that most kids could figure out how to convert a Transformer?