So I gather a couple beer bottles to put them into the recycling bin, and my four-year-old son asks, “Are those Bud Lights?”
That’s what all the beer bottles are on television on Sunday afternoons, you see.
Let me be clear: NO, THEY WERE NOT.
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Of course not.
They were wine coolers.
There’s no need to feel (too much) shame about it.