Friday Morning Alt History

Grandpa John looks into the past through the filter If Attorney General Eric Holder Had Prosecuted (******) and comes up with insights such as:

Jeffery Dahmer- Convicted of improper storage and preparation of meat.

John Wayne Gacy- Guilty of practicing clowndom without a license.

That’s a 100% conviction rate. What more could we ask for in an attorney general?

Indeed.

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