Great thinker Sheryl Crow proposes:
“Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”
Obviously, further development would identify whether this limitation would be enforced by camera or an actual enforcement official in the bathroom with you.
Do you think this could be why Lance Armstrong decided it best not to marry the wench?
We already know who would be in charge of enforcement at your office, don’t we?