Dear Marquette University:
Don’t bother sending me letters encouraging me to send $25 when you pay the basketball coach $1,650,000 a year.
Although your fundraising pitches are printed upon recyclable paper, I insist upon shredding anything with my name upon it. Also, the lost printing and postage has probably cost you enough to buy one minute of Tom Crean’s time next year.
Thank you, that is all.
