I don’t know what sort of Birkenstock-wearing Seattlite would shush the commercial-driven sugar-craving mewlings of its larvae with EnviroKidz Organic Koala CrispTM breakfast cereal (Gluten Free! Organic Cocoa!), but apparently somewhere, someone is making money providing the product.
Personally speaking, though, if Kwicky Koalaganda poured into me in my impressionable years hasn’t turned me off to succulent marsupial meat garnished with minty fresh eucalyptus garnish, this cereal won’t banish my hankering. Come to think of it, it sends me a reassuring message. Kids, it’s normal to flash fry koalas and eat them!
In an unrelated note, with 1% of the proceeds donated directly to wildlife, what are the little rascals going to do with the Australian dollars? Do the aborigines have casinos in the Outback at which the koalas can play slot machines?
