Blog Yee-Hawd

McGehee of Yippie-Ki-Yay, piqued because any time I feel like it I can beat him in Outside the Beltway caption contests, has decided that I am not worth trifling with: Anyone getting more traffic than me wouldn’t notice me trying to pick a fight, and if I pick a fight with someone getting less traffic […]

Another Trauma for Brett Favre

Man accused of using credit card of star NFL quarterback: Phoenix man was arrested Thursday after allegedly using a credit card account belonging to Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre more than 40 times, authorities said. Some Green Bay fans will go to extraordinary measures to ensure that Favre does not retire, including ensuring that […]

Where Were You When…..

Pairs long program: Baldwin and Inoue make skating history: Change sometimes happens at a glacial pace, as in an ice age. At other times, it occurs in an instant, such as the meteor that hit the earth and eradicated the dinosaurs. Both types of changes occurred Friday at Savvis Center in the pairs competition of […]

Criminals, Regardless of Their Status, Must Not Be Treated As Criminals

Mexico Demands U.S. Allow More Immigration: Diplomats from Mexico and Central America on Monday demanded guest worker programs and the legalization of undocumented migrants in the United States, while criticizing a U.S. proposal for tougher border enforcement. Meeting in Mexico’s capital, the regional officials pledged to do more to fight migrant trafficking, but indirectly condemned […]

That’s Why I Read Cosmopolitan

Muslim bashing seemingly in vogue: What in the world do dietary supplements have to do with turbans and terrorism? That political head-scratcher confronted at least some vitamin buyers around the nation who found a flier with their mail-order nutrients carrying the bold headline, “Get a Turban for Durbin!” An image shows Sen. Dick Durbin, D-Illinois, […]

Subtitle Needed

A sequel without a subtitle is just no good. Ergo, Mrs. Doubtfire 2 needs our help. My suggestions: Mrs. Doubtfire 2: Doubt Firer Doubtfire with a Vengeance Doubtfire: The Return of the Queen D2: The Mighty Doubts D2: Judged Bad Day For a Few Doubtfires More Doubtfire II: The Wrath, The Con Evil Doubtfire 2: […]

The Question They Want to Ask

Judge Alito, assuming that your wife were raped by Satan and impregnated, would you not then support abortion? Indeed, would you not, for the betterment of mankind and service to God, use a spoon and a penlight yourself to rid this world of the demon spawn, even if your wife were in her third trimester?

Jumping the Fark

The January 2006 issue of Readers’ Digest reprints several clever headlines from Fark.com as one of the end-of-the-story page fillers. So how do you feel now, keen modern Gen X, Y, or Zer, to know that when you laugh at a Fark headline, your grandmother laughs with you?