5 thoughts on “The Noggle 50/50 Rule of Music Appreciation

  1. In the interest of protecting my territory, I cannot publicly state whether or not said beautiful wife can sing and does, beautifully, with the local community chorus; whether or not said beautiful wife can play piano, trumpet, clarinet, flute, and so on, occasionally with the local community band; and whether or not said beautiful wife can actually cook and bake exceptionally well.

    Because such beautiful wives are a scarce resource.

  2. You’ll forgive my impertinence, but as you’re an eligible bachelor, you do show up on the threat matrix.

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