Since Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom is in Utah, I am cutting into his turf with a short humor post like what he does. So I hereby present, sympathetically, the ways that people have certainly mangled poor Milla Jovavich‘s name to her face, probably when she was arguing with the maitre’d at a second tier restaurant in L.A.:
- Milla Javovavich.
- Milla Brace Jovanovich.
- Mylil Jehovahwitness.
- Mille Bornes.
- Thoroughly Modern Milla.
- Miles Jovavich.
- Milla Jovavavoom.
- Milla Javovavovich.
Dang, that list of humorous items is harder than it looks.
