Sometimes the Punchlines Write Themselves

Headline in the Springfield News-Leader:

County’s gonorrhea cases increase

Rise linked to loss of a state-funded job to track sexually transmitted diseases.


Automatically-generated punchlines:

  • With more time on his hands, he could concentrate more on his true passion, spreading the clap.
  • With enough state-funded jobs, eventually all disease would be eradicated.

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