| Lyric | Distilled | Source |
| Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose |
Freedom=Nothing Left to Lose | “Me and Bobby McGee” Janis Joplin |
| When you’ve got nothing/ you’ve got nothing to lose |
Nothing=Nothing Left to Lose | “Like a Rolling Stone” Bob Dylan |
| Therefore | Freedom=Nothing | |
Don’t tell me about the fallacy of the undistributed middle, you whelp. I have been distributing middles since you were, well, a pre-whelp. Get offa my lawn!
